Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Elephants never forget.
Hide it in a science book.
To protect himself from the harmful rays.
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Make like a banana and peel.
Probable Cosby