Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

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Who loses?

America.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

How do you subdue a large snake?

You use a boa restrictor

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.