Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.