Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.