Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
Russel
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
He squeezed through the bars.
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
To keep the swelling down.
