Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.