Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.