Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.