Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.