Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

Why should he when he can get bombed at home