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Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

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Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.