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Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

20 Minute Jokes More 20 Minute Jokes

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.