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Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

20 Minute Jokes More 20 Minute Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.