Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.