Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.