Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!