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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!