Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL