Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

Because they would all surrender.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

Because they would all surrender.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

Because they would all surrender.

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

Because they would all surrender.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

Because they would all surrender.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)