Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Just kidding he did
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
80 blaze it
The rear-view mirrors
Because they always surrender!
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
DINO-MITE!
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.