Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon