Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted