Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.