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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.