Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!