March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.