Why the chicken cross the road.... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the New York times

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Why the chicken cross the road.... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the New York times

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.