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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Leper Hockey Game Jokes More Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.