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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

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Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower