Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.