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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.