Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!