Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
He had an an*yarr*ysm.
Blunt force trauma.
A red jellyfish.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
They're over two feet
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
They refuse to have liters.
