Afghani Jokes

What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

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B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

Call B52

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Afghani Stan Jokes More Afghani Stan Jokes

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers