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Afghani Jokes

What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

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Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.