Drew Brees
Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.
They all have the same PR guy.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
Because of the Santa Clause
Because all they do is break wind.
So he can find router space.
Flop-Flops
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.