Hail Jokes

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What is hail?

Hard boiled rain!

What is hail?

Hard-boiled rain.

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Aggie Jokes More Aggie Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Hail Stone Jokes More Hail Stone Jokes

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"