Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony