Because its got Seoul.
Defunct funk.
Because North Korea has no Seoul.
It has Seoul.
He did some Seoul searching.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
He made it to kings landing
He had a bad heir day
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
Because it is full of vegetables.
Podcasts.
He listens to his old music.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
He has no clutch.