Nihilism Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Main Difference Jokes More Main Difference Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on