Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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Dermatologist Jokes More Dermatologist Jokes

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!