Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Dermatologist Jokes More Dermatologist Jokes

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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Why don't you trust me?

She texted both the guys simultaneously.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently