Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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Dermatologist Jokes More Dermatologist Jokes

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)