Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

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Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Dermatologist Jokes More Dermatologist Jokes

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey