Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Dermatologist Jokes More Dermatologist Jokes

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.