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What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Dermatologist Jokes More Dermatologist Jokes

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)