570+ Funny S Jokes - Curious Supply

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'

Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like.

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