How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

They both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

They both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

They both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center