How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!