How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.