How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.