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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!