How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.