How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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Why does OP never deliver?

Removed

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob