How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

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What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?

One dead baby in five dustbins.

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.