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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute