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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

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Why don't you trust me?

She texted both the guys simultaneously.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.