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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

P.S. Jokes More P.S. Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one