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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

Removed

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

P.S. Jokes More P.S. Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me