How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

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What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door