How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

How do you make a cat woof?

Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How do you make a cat woof?

Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.