When her moustache is on fire!
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Bernadette!
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Spit, sallow, and gargle.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Sorry guys, moustache!
He became a Muslim.
The tarmac, you racist.
Because they are already covered.
