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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.