How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.