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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.