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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)