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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls