How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls