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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.