How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

Thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.