So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
Your mailbox is missing!
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
None, he fell.