How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.